I love Rakhi Sawant because she is a Tomato, and I love tomatoes

A Tomato:

• is Juicy
• is Red
• Bulges at important places
• Expands when angry [1]
• Makes love [1]
• Makes balls jealous [1]
• Hates a blunt knife

References:

[1] - Life and Times of Tomato

Acknowledgements: Aggu