I love Rakhi Sawant because she will marry me

To all the losers on Rakhi ka Swayamvar :

MAKE WAY COMMONERS!

I shall win over her with my corny puns and horny ones

I shall take her home to my mom

I shall take her home

I shall take her

And none shall stand in the way or the garden

And none shall peek and none shall speak

of my beloved and my very one

People and other people, I dare too thee

for a 1 on 1, for you against me

for I shall take the catwoman

and you shall, her rakhi